These finely moulded, ivory-white hexahedral intention selectors have been thoroughly tested in our laboratories. Precision engineered, with careful use they are good for many years of service.
You know the kind of occasion when the power to quickly tap into the quantum indeterminacy of the situation is exactly what you need. Collapse wave functions with ease and impunity, as often as required.
Whether you’re weary of the pretence of volition, or simply looking to inject some fun into the proceedings, just assign your options, release in a gravity well above a nearby surface, and delight in the moment of uncertainty*. A word of warning: take care to acquiesce to the outcome to avoid misalignment of the delicate internal mechanism.
*No refund in the event of resurgent urges of desire. May be habit forming.